What if life's a lie?
naomster:

suavedoctor:

neutralvogue:

olaf should be in everybodys blog whatever your blog style is

He’s making angles in a powder of his flesh

angles yes

naomster:

suavedoctor:

neutralvogue:

olaf should be in everybodys blog whatever your blog style is

He’s making angles in a powder of his flesh

angles yes

cassbones:

This post wins the internet.

Everybody go home.

premiium:

i love this

17yroldghost:

a-beard:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

roshi-no-tabi:

Fun Fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming. Like, they had the lines and stuff, but they thought it was just a boat ride. And when the lights came on and he started singing their terror was real

This happened a lot throughout the movie. Which is one of the reasons it’s such a great film. The directors did the same thing when they all saw the inside of the Factory for the first time. They wanted to show the face of pure imagination. To capture it all.

Same thing with the scene where he comes out of the factory to greet them.  None of them had gotten to meet Gene beforehand, so when he came out all hobbled on the cane and they had these confused looks on their faces and look actually concerned when he starts to tumble forward?  That’s all legit.  This whole movie was successful because it fucked with everyone who wasn’t Gene Wilder.

You guys know the sad Charlie reaction pic I use so much? That’s another ad lib scene. In rehearsals, gene was a lot calmer, but when they were actually filming he exploded on Peter ostrum (Charlie). That sad expression is genuine. And tht’s what it’s basically my favorite reaction picture ever.

The reason he came out limping and then rolled forward was so that from that point forward nobody could tell if he was lying or telling the truth.

literally none of this movie was scripted they just found a group of people and had them improvise an entire movie as cameras were rolling gene wilder doesn’t even exist you’re still dreaming 

Ok but can we smoke first?
(via moonsads)

cinders-of-the-fandoms:

twofingerswhiskey:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

you can poison yourself with oxygen, shock yourselves with electricity, burn yourself with fire, and blow up an entire city with a single atom

don’t ever fucking think the elements are your friends, kids

long ago the four nations lived together in harmony…. 

sundxwn:

Tranquil sunrise by Ilya Fedorov